"So…screaming’s a free action, right? I can scream and maybe cry a little while I’m stabbing?"

— the party, upon being confronted by giant centipedes

(Source: outofcontextdnd)

  • GM: You're Slaaneshi and have an unspeakable urge. What is it?
  • Slaaneshi Player: Heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position with Tau for the sole purpose of procreation.
  • Everyone: What the fuck.
  • Me (the Tau): Oh fuck me.
  • Slaaneshi Player: That's the idea.

sweet-bitsy:

airbenderedacted:

mspgay:

mip mip mip mip

omg

I NEED FOUR HOURS OF THIS NOT FOUR SECONDS

(via stablefree)

MUSICAL NOTATION, AS DESCRIBED BY CATS

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(I would have liked to crop some of these gifs (like the accent ones) to make them more accurate but alas, I lack the skills.)

(via hopeyou-findthatswimmingpool)

myexternalmemory:

New elysian spec- ops helmet MK2 version by ElysianTrooper

codicier:

Amazing Digital models of various Boltguns by ClaireGrube - Tjek out the link for even more awesome artwork…

(via techpriestbilly)

gjenkomst:

My friend and I found this and we started geeking out. Don’t judge us.

gjenkomst:

My friend and I found this and we started geeking out. Don’t judge us.

(via swainandco)

rift-in-the-warp:

See those little brown dots holding those cables on the Macro Cannon? Those are people.

Imperial Warships are not something to mess with.

(Source: ironleviathan, via theinquisitionsendsitsregards)

412thcadian:

RED WAAAGH: Cadians by nachomolina

remembrancing:

Adepta Sororitas

The majority of the Sisterhood’s initial membership was recruited from the pre-existing Brides of the Emperor, the all-female bodyguard force employed by the tyrannical High Lord Goge Vandire. Loyal to the Emperor, the Brides (initially called the Daughters of the Emperor, but renamed by Vandire) were misled by the insane Vandire into fulfilling his own designs. When the truth of the matter, and Vandire’s corruption and failure to serve the will of the Emperor, was revealed by the efforts of Sebastian Thor, the leader of the Daughters executed Vandire in his own audience chamber. The Daughters of the Emperor were at a loss as to what their purpose should be after this event, and so the Ecclesiarchy took the opportunity to recruit and indoctrinate them into the newly formed Adepta Sororitas, the Ecclesiarchy’s all-female military, circumventing the Decree Passive’s strictures forbidding the Ecclesiarchy to maintain a force of “men under arms.”

Sister of Battle WIP 3
by saint-max
SISTERS OF BATTLE
by HenryPonciano
Adepta Sororita
by r7ll
Canoness Selena Agna
by De-eS
Rapid Fire (WH40K)
by cat-on-mars

(via swainandco)

rift-in-the-warp:

knoxymcknox:

Got my Imperial Guard cosplay sorted gun and all for London Film and Comic Con this weekend!

FOR THE EMPEROR!

How did you do the armor? It turned out pretty nice.

(via the-emperor-protects)

castellankurze:

couldbeworse-comic:

Damn Xenos, they all look the same

I love stories with a happy ending.

(Source: couldbeworse-comic.com, via hereticalxenos)

sororitahazel:

Sister of Battle by madscuzzy