On a whim I have just added up how much my Warhammer is worth.
That is a lot for me to spend on bits of plastic (and a few metal)
— the party, upon being confronted by giant centipedes
- GM: You're Slaaneshi and have an unspeakable urge. What is it?
- Slaaneshi Player: Heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position with Tau for the sole purpose of procreation.
- Everyone: What the fuck.
- Me (the Tau): Oh fuck me.
- Slaaneshi Player: That's the idea.